Shipping — fast-ish, honest, no games

Processing time
We usually pack your order within 1–2 business days. If we’re slammed (good problem), we’ll update the banner on our site.

USA shipping

• • Standard: $[X] flat rate · arrives in 3–6 business days

  • Free: on orders over $[X] (because free shipping just feels better)

  • Expedited: you’ll see options at checkout

Tracking
You’ll get a tracking number by email. If it doesn’t update for more than 3 days, email us — sometimes the post office forgets to scan things.

Lost or stolen packages
Once tracking says “Delivered,” it’s officially in the hands of the universe (and your local postal service). We can’t replace packages stolen from your porch, so please use a safe address.

We only ship within the US for now — sorry, international friends. We’re working on it.