Privacy Policy — short, readable, honest

Here’s what we do with your data, in plain English.

We collect

• • Your name, email, address, and payment info (payment is handled securely by Stripe/PayPal/Shopify — we never see your full card number)

  • What you buy, so we know what you like (and maybe recommend something you’ll actually want)

We do NOT

• • Sell your data. Ever. That’s creepy.

  • Share your info with random marketing companies

  • Track you across the internet for no good reason

Who we share data with
Only people who need it to get your order to you:

• • Shipping carriers (USPS, UPS)

  • Our website platform

  • Payment processors

Your rights
If you’re in California or any privacy-protected region, you can email us anytime to ask what data we have on you — or ask us to delete it. We’ll do it within a week.

We keep this simple because privacy policies shouldn’t require a law degree.